You too can have your very own paparazzi following you around and treating you like a celebrity (for a night). For a couple hundred bucks celeb4aday not only make you feel like a star they will give you a fake tabloid magazine chronicling your night. If you get the megastar package you get a personal publicist that makes sure you look good and your own bodyguard.

I thought about it and decided that it wouldn’t work out. I’m not a very interesting person.